Hi, I'm Piper. I enjoy long walks on the beach an- no just kidding. I do how ever enjoy Broadway music and Disney movies. Remember my name. One day you'll see it in lights.
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My friend made this one~ If you all want it
I’m so confused rn :O
Because of the main?!
Yes Dx
WHAT HAPPENED????
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I have no clue where that came from. I think my grandmother says it…
…My grandmother says “Touch the titty. Gon’ touch dat titty, baby”. But that’s when she’s trying to seduce the mailman.
You’re grandmother’s quite the feisty one, isn’t she?
Yeah I see,like if they’re constantly told everyday they’re fat and ugly. But I’m talking about people who are like “Oh woe is me I’m so ugly and fat.” But then they go around posting half naked pictures of themselves. things like that really churns my butter.
…churns your butter? That’s a hilarious phrase. Like, seriously.
I have no clue where that came from. I think my grandmother says it…
And those people who say “I need to lose weight”, when they’re clearly a size 2.
Well, yes. But at the same time, it depends on who the person is. If they’re fishing for compliments, I’m calling off all shots. But if it’s something deep rooted, that’s another story, ja feel?
Yeah I see,like if they’re constantly told everyday they’re fat and ugly. But I’m talking about people who are like “Oh woe is me I’m so ugly and fat.” But then they go around posting half naked pictures of themselves. things like that really churns my butter.
French food is delicious!!! But I understand, have you ever had pizza before Sophie, do they have that in France?
There is pizza everywhere, thought. But yours seems so much better.
Hmmm, you should try some of mine! I have over half a box left. You should come over Sophie, we could make it a girls night.
People like that piss me off.
Yeah, people who have no place in my bubble.
And those people who say “I need to lose weight”, when they’re clearly a size 2.
I FINALLY HAVE FOOD!
You guys have no clue how happy I am.
I said to Collins last night that I love American food more than French he almost called me crazy. HUmmm… that is me saying ‘hey I love your food so share it, girl!’
French food is delicious!!! But I understand, have you ever had pizza before Sophie, do they have that in France?
If you are attractive and call yourself ugly, I will cut off your face and put it over mine.
People like that piss me off.
